It turns out there really is a secret to a happy relationship. According to a 2016 study out of the University of Kansas, couples who share a sense of humor—meaning, they find the same things funny—are more likely to stay together. If you make him or her laugh, and vice-versa, it's a good bet you're soul mates. If you're looking for a few good jokes about relationships that you can share with your partner (and find out if you're both on the same comedic page), we did your homework for you. Here are 50 jokes designed for couples, that only two people faced with the challenges and joys of a relationship can truly understand. And for more deep-belly laughs, check out The 50 Jokes You Can Text To Friends.
Spouse #2: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Spouse #1: "It's me. Talking to the wine."
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She hit the roof!
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"Doctor," she cries. "I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!"
The hypnotherapist shakes his head. "Not again…"
Don't get me wrong, I love him very much. But sometimes I think he just looks at me like a piece of carrot!
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So I kept him waiting outside the bedroom for three hours!
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A hundred grand, or more!
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Um… shouldn't that be an even number?!
When you ask, "Who was the actor in the movie about that thing we saw on a Wednesday?"—and they know exactly what you're talking about.
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Yes, it is February 14th!
It must have been the delivery!
Had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
She seemed surprised!
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
"…Is a poor judge of anatomy!"
-Groucho Marx
…Has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine!
"Well, you're always saying I never glisten," I explained.
"Listen!" she said. "You never listen!"
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But now it's just water under the fridge!
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He paused for a moment and then said, "What, like flying cars and stuff?"
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But I laugh more!
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… When asked the secret to their relationship, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
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So how come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?!
Since then we've drifted apart!
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Cause he finally found his honey!
Wife: Sure, what are my choices?
Husband: Yes and no!
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He would be your fed ex!
Olive you so, so much!
… I told him I'm sorry, but I'm married now, and that's where I sleep!
You take my breath away!
He'll dessert you!
I didn't want to interrupt him!
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