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But I laugh more!
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… When asked the secret to their relationship, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
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So how come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?!
Since then we've drifted apart!
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Cause he finally found his honey!
Wife: Sure, what are my choices?
Husband: Yes and no!
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He would be your fed ex!
Olive you so, so much!
… I told him I'm sorry, but I'm married now, and that's where I sleep!
You take my breath away!
He'll dessert you!
I didn't want to interrupt him!
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